I have a bad filling about this…

So following on to a slightly less serious note from last night, why in God’s name do Ginsters ruin their prepared sandwiches by adding unnecessary fillings?!?!

I’ve just bought a chicken and bacon sandwich – perhaps the most loved sandwich in the world for its deliciousness.  Sure, there’s seasoned mayo – that’s a given though.  But whichever dick decided to ruin my sandwich by adding slices of cucumber needs to be put in a sandwich of their own – preferably the one with a slice of “6ft under” and the top slice being their gravestone!

Don’t get me wrong, I like cucumber, but you have to acknowledge the fact that it is rather watery, therefore ruining the consistency of what is otherwise an excellent sandwich.

I suppose just picking them out isn’t too big a deal…